Teenage pregnancy- joke?

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can閳ユ獩 marry her because of my personal family situation but I閳ユ獟l take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 鎷?,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a 鎷?,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and 鎷?,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man閳ユ獨 shoulder and tells him,

"You sh*g her again."

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hahahaha........I never miss a joke posted by you......and you have not failed in your effort to make us laugh..........thanks for the laugh...

good 1.........lmao

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hahaha, very funny.

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Ha, very funny.

Does reading it in a British accent make it funnier?

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Hahahahahaha!

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Good. I enjoyed the British expressions in this joke, which can easily be adapted to any region on the planet.

Uhh, what's the question?

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hahahahaha i have heard this joke before but it is a good one

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Daddy's thinking fast isn't he? I wonder if his daughter would be happy about that or not?

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Best for a long time!!!!

Thanks.

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

another good one!

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hahaha

did u know that i sh*g her again?!

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Hahahaha. Very funny.

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

funny

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hell i want the money and all of that and want to be that man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

LMAO!

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Ha nothing funnier than teenage pregnancy....

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Real cracker 10/10 lol lol lol

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

Haha, good one

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

not ever funny and unrespectable too.

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

PMLOF was not expecting that punchline..........brilliant!

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

gud 1

still i fink dat woz a gud 1

but kinda discustin, like y wud she have it off wiv a man that has grayin hair

euw

Teenage pregnancy- joke?

hilarious