Can anyone tell me some quality bestman jokes that will go down well - i'm stumped!?

My friend has had grey hair since 14 and is the most competitive fella ever- sounds easy to joke about but i've hit a brick wall. Any ideas will be welcome, cheers.

Can anyone tell me some quality bestman jokes that will go down well - i'm stumped!?

There is a key joke that was used at a wedding i went to recently: You give certain men some an old door key each (or women) then whilst your doing your speech you say something like "Oh yes before i forget if any men/women have keys to his/her old house can you hand them over now, he/she is married" then all those with keys get up and hand them over. Make sure one of the people handing over the key is yourself or someone just as close. The faces of the bride etc is hilarious

Can anyone tell me some quality bestman jokes that will go down well - i'm stumped!?

Are youthe best man?

If so make jokes like

"Well I see no way how this Lovely amazing women could fall for some Old guy like him."

and a joke about your best man go"This dude is so competative he went on a agame show and fought for the what tie to wear with his tux!"

that can work for both the Best man and The groom

Can anyone tell me some quality bestman jokes that will go down well - i'm stumped!?

When's the wedding?

Have you googled best man speeches? Surely you can find something there that will help????

If you're really stuck you can pay someone to write it for you.

If not, try to forget about it for a while and I bet you will get a sudden surge of ideas. Keep a pen and notepad by your bed - sometimes you wake up with brainwaves.

Good luck, you'll be fine.